Just to let you in on some news, we are now living on a planet where Britney Spears gaveJoe Jonas a lap dance. So the next time you think you can't pass that exam or try out for the lead in your school play, remember that this is a big world with a lot of possibilities -- never say never!
The news broke late Monday night that Britney Spears had given her "Femme Fatale" tour opener Joe Jonas one of her famous lap/pole dances, and the internet basically exploded. Britney was working her usual "I'm not that innocent" expression while Joe sat back and soaked it all in. I mean, really soaked it all in: Look at that face, guys! That's kind of what I look like after I polish off the last of the Dunkin Donuts munchkins -- there's not many more feelings that are more satisfying. But then again, I have not received a lap dance from Britney Spears. We think in his head Joe is perhaps reciting one of the best lines from modern lyrical master, Kanye West: "Go 'head, girl, go 'head, get down." Get down, indeed.
As part of her critically-panned Femme Fatale tour, Britney incorporates a 'lap dance' into one of her dance routines, inviting an audience member onto the stage to check it out up close.
Past victims have included Pauly D and her boyfriendJason Trawick - but this time it was Jonas Brothers singer Joe Jonas's turn to get handcuffed to a chair and grinded on by the pop queen.
If he was still wearing his purity ring, it would have exploded
